I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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