New invention idea: vibrating tampons
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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