Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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