I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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