Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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