Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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