Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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