Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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