i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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