Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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