he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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