Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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