I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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