Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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