the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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