So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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