There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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