But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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