this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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