yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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