I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I enjoy the company of your penis
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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