I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
