Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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