In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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