So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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