these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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