I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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