Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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