He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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