I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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