Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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