Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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