he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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