The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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