i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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