he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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