So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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