Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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