We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you win again, gameday.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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