Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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