i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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