is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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