was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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