At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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