I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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