Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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