Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
