I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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