kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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