I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
