god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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