and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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