On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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