How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I fill condoms, not promises.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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