Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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