so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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