So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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