I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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