you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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